Showing posts with label slovakia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label slovakia. Show all posts

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Of Slovakians and Gypsies.



Ok. I'm back. And I've been traveling intensively since some time and intend to share about some of the bizarre experiences I've been having. So without further ado, let me begin from Slovakia.

So this was my first time there, in Bratislava. And it's pretty much a dump - should have not stayed there as long as I did plan to stay there. But anyhow - the sex was okay - and some of the Slovakian guys were hot.

In the midst of claiming that I'm still below 22 (I'm 27 now but they believe me:)) Now I've probably shagged every single nationality on Earth till now (okay - make that a half the nationalities on Earth - or maybe a fourth?) but I ended up having sex with a 'gypsy' this time which was probably a first for me. And darn - he gave me an amazing blow-job. (complete topic-change - but I HAVE to learn to give better blow jobs) Gypsies are of Indian origin aren't they?? - I think they claimed it themselves a few years ago. :)

Anyways - Bratislava is definitely not the Bel-Ami filled gay sex destination spot the New York times claimed it to be - but it is still very cheap. Visited Club Sauna Expert and Gay Club Apollon - and they're both meh. Go to Budapest or Berlin for sex.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Poppers! drugs! booze! bring it on?


And now since I do want to get back into slightly more active blogging of my sex life (and teach the little gays of India what I wish I had known when I was younger :D), and hope that someone gets something good out of it, I'll post another sleazy entry.

So what's with poppers? For people who are not aware of what they are, here's a primer -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers

I mean, I was having sex with this Slovak dude recently, and he was totally into them. I've never taken them, and did not intend to take them, but he kept pressing them below my nose and asking me to inhale - till I finally got annoyed refusing and acted like I did inhale.

'First Indian dick in my mouth' he said gleefully after two more snorts.

'Not the first Slovak cock in mine' I retorted, before finally asking him - 'so what do poppers do for you?'

'Good for fucking. I like' he said in broken English.

So if you're looking for a moral in that story- please stop - there's none.

Or maybe there is one - if you don't wanna do drugs while having sex, and sometimes it get's difficult coz booze, drugs, and ciggies so easily tends to get clubbed with sex - especially anonymous sex - DON'T. if you really wanna try it, go ahead, but don't let anyone force you into something you don't wanna do :)