Embrace me?

Okay ...

So I'm in Budapest ... shagging all the gorgeous Hungarian men - and I've decided that Hungarian men are the hottest men in the world - move over, Czech guys. :)

But I had a few weird experiences - or maybe weird's not the word.

So these men, most of who do not speak any English, (except for rich German toursits that all think I'm a rent boy) seem to wanna have sex and then cuddle :) And some of them don't even wanna have sex - they just wanna cuddle :) (There was one guy who ONLY wanted to cuddle - no sex at all - not even kissing!)

Now I love cuddling, sometimes even more than sex, but I say it's a bit weird cause you're locked in a a sex sauna with sweaty naked guys cruising outside, and with dark lighting and techno music playing, and you're with a Hungarian guy who knows only 'FUCK ME' kind of English (vocabulary is limited to sex acts) but suddenly he says the words EMBRACE ME! And I'm like - 'woah! where did he learn those words?'

So what do I do?

I cuddle :)

For 15 mins or as long as it lasts :) Never say no to a good cuddle.

Ménage à trois without kissing?

Ok. I've had it with these open-relationship guys. I mean, these open relationship guys who don't kiss. I mean, what the hell is that about?

Don't get me wrong - I love threeways and threesomes as much as the next gay guy, and I do think that when you do it with couples, it's kinda hotter and tends to be more 'co-ordinated'. But I was in Budapest (btw, HUngarian guys are AWESOME - my new favorite - but more on that later) and for the third time in a single week I encountered a gay couple in a relationship who wouldn't kiss me. They'll kiss each other but not any other guy!

What the bloody hell is that about?

I mean, they'll fuck, suck, rim, and do every other conceivable thing (and some not so conceivable things) except kissing on the mouth. What the fuck?

And did I tell you I love kissing? No kissing = pathetic sex, for me.

So the third time it happened in Budapest, I simply said, "Well, good-luck to you guys" and stormed out.

And all you open-relationship guys - the no kissing others rule is stupid. Find some other activity that you'll only do with your special someone - like having chocolate ice-cream or something.

I suck at sucking cock.

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Gay paradise - kaiserbruendl

Vienna is beautiful. Pretty much so. But frankly, it's also kind of boring. But that was until I discovered kaiserbruendl.

kaiserbruendl is a gay sauna - wait let me rephrase that - it's way more than a gay sauna. It's a sort of a fantasy place actually - with a huge complex across many floors, splendid architecture, pillars, columns, paintings, an amazing restaraunt with fine dishes in front, and loads of hot guys. It's a dream setting to shag hot German (ok, Austrian - whatever) guys in. And I did end up having some AMAZING sex while I was there (and the guy at the entrance assumed I was under 23 and I got in cheap:)) - I know - I suck)

But the entire time I was there, (and was trying to memorize the layout - it's freaking huge and incredible and has everything in it! - including actual reading conservatories with two floor high ceilings), I kept telling myself I was so lucky to be gay to be a part of this. Truly a great experience. If you're in Veinna - definitely go to kaiserbruendl!

My only regret is that I was there on weekdays - so I missed seeing the bustle of the weekends - but whatever - will go back to Austria sometime. :)

Of Slovakians and Gypsies.

Ok. I'm back. And I've been traveling intensively since some time and intend to share about some of the bizarre experiences I've been having. So without further ado, let me begin from Slovakia.

So this was my first time there, in Bratislava. And it's pretty much a dump - should have not stayed there as long as I did plan to stay there. But anyhow - the sex was okay - and some of the Slovakian guys were hot.

In the midst of claiming that I'm still below 22 (I'm 27 now but they believe me:)) Now I've probably shagged every single nationality on Earth till now (okay - make that a half the nationalities on Earth - or maybe a fourth?) but I ended up having sex with a 'gypsy' this time which was probably a first for me. And darn - he gave me an amazing blow-job. (complete topic-change - but I HAVE to learn to give better blow jobs) Gypsies are of Indian origin aren't they?? - I think they claimed it themselves a few years ago. :)

Anyways - Bratislava is definitely not the Bel-Ami filled gay sex destination spot the New York times claimed it to be - but it is still very cheap. Visited Club Sauna Expert and Gay Club Apollon - and they're both meh. Go to Budapest or Berlin for sex.

Smitten !!

Sigh.

His name is Jakub Stefanov. Or Jakub Bandov. Or whatever other screen name he takes on. He's Czech. And he's FREAKING GORGEOUS. Sigh.

And I'm gonna stop salivating before my keyboard short-circuits on me. :(

Sigh !

Poppers! drugs! booze! bring it on?

And now since I do want to get back into slightly more active blogging of my sex life (and teach the little gays of India what I wish I had known when I was younger :D), and hope that someone gets something good out of it, I'll post another sleazy entry.

So what's with poppers? For people who are not aware of what they are, here's a primer -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers

I mean, I was having sex with this Slovak dude recently, and he was totally into them. I've never taken them, and did not intend to take them, but he kept pressing them below my nose and asking me to inhale - till I finally got annoyed refusing and acted like I did inhale.

'First Indian dick in my mouth' he said gleefully after two more snorts.

'Not the first Slovak cock in mine' I retorted, before finally asking him - 'so what do poppers do for you?'

'Good for fucking. I like' he said in broken English.

So if you're looking for a moral in that story- please stop - there's none.

Or maybe there is one - if you don't wanna do drugs while having sex, and sometimes it get's difficult coz booze, drugs, and ciggies so easily tends to get clubbed with sex - especially anonymous sex - DON'T. if you really wanna try it, go ahead, but don't let anyone force you into something you don't wanna do :)