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Gay paradise - kaiserbruendl

Vienna is beautiful. Pretty much so. But frankly, it's also kind of boring. But that was until I discovered kaiserbruendl.

kaiserbruendl is a gay sauna - wait let me rephrase that - it's way more than a gay sauna. It's a sort of a fantasy place actually - with a huge complex across many floors, splendid architecture, pillars, columns, paintings, an amazing restaraunt with fine dishes in front, and loads of hot guys. It's a dream setting to shag hot German (ok, Austrian - whatever) guys in. And I did end up having some AMAZING sex while I was there (and the guy at the entrance assumed I was under 23 and I got in cheap:)) - I know - I suck)

But the entire time I was there, (and was trying to memorize the layout - it's freaking huge and incredible and has everything in it! - including actual reading conservatories with two floor high ceilings), I kept telling myself I was so lucky to be gay to be a part of this. Truly a great experience. If you're in Veinna - definitely go to kaiserbruendl!

My only regret is that I was there on weekdays - so I missed seeing the bustle of the weekends - but whatever - will go back to Austria sometime. :)

Of Slovakians and Gypsies.

Ok. I'm back. And I've been traveling intensively since some time and intend to share about some of the bizarre experiences I've been having. So without further ado, let me begin from Slovakia.

So this was my first time there, in Bratislava. And it's pretty much a dump - should have not stayed there as long as I did plan to stay there. But anyhow - the sex was okay - and some of the Slovakian guys were hot.

In the midst of claiming that I'm still below 22 (I'm 27 now but they believe me:)) Now I've probably shagged every single nationality on Earth till now (okay - make that a half the nationalities on Earth - or maybe a fourth?) but I ended up having sex with a 'gypsy' this time which was probably a first for me. And darn - he gave me an amazing blow-job. (complete topic-change - but I HAVE to learn to give better blow jobs) Gypsies are of Indian origin aren't they?? - I think they claimed it themselves a few years ago. :)

Anyways - Bratislava is definitely not the Bel-Ami filled gay sex destination spot the New York times claimed it to be - but it is still very cheap. Visited Club Sauna Expert and Gay Club Apollon - and they're both meh. Go to Budapest or Berlin for sex.