Embrace me?

Okay ...

So I'm in Budapest ... shagging all the gorgeous Hungarian men - and I've decided that Hungarian men are the hottest men in the world - move over, Czech guys. :)

But I had a few weird experiences - or maybe weird's not the word.

So these men, most of who do not speak any English, (except for rich German toursits that all think I'm a rent boy) seem to wanna have sex and then cuddle :) And some of them don't even wanna have sex - they just wanna cuddle :) (There was one guy who ONLY wanted to cuddle - no sex at all - not even kissing!)

Now I love cuddling, sometimes even more than sex, but I say it's a bit weird cause you're locked in a a sex sauna with sweaty naked guys cruising outside, and with dark lighting and techno music playing, and you're with a Hungarian guy who knows only 'FUCK ME' kind of English (vocabulary is limited to sex acts) but suddenly he says the words EMBRACE ME! And I'm like - 'woah! where did he learn those words?'

So what do I do?

I cuddle :)

For 15 mins or as long as it lasts :) Never say no to a good cuddle.

Ménage à trois without kissing?

Ok. I've had it with these open-relationship guys. I mean, these open relationship guys who don't kiss. I mean, what the hell is that about?

Don't get me wrong - I love threeways and threesomes as much as the next gay guy, and I do think that when you do it with couples, it's kinda hotter and tends to be more 'co-ordinated'. But I was in Budapest (btw, HUngarian guys are AWESOME - my new favorite - but more on that later) and for the third time in a single week I encountered a gay couple in a relationship who wouldn't kiss me. They'll kiss each other but not any other guy!

What the bloody hell is that about?

I mean, they'll fuck, suck, rim, and do every other conceivable thing (and some not so conceivable things) except kissing on the mouth. What the fuck?

And did I tell you I love kissing? No kissing = pathetic sex, for me.

So the third time it happened in Budapest, I simply said, "Well, good-luck to you guys" and stormed out.

And all you open-relationship guys - the no kissing others rule is stupid. Find some other activity that you'll only do with your special someone - like having chocolate ice-cream or something.