Ok. I've had it with these open-relationship guys. I mean, these open relationship guys who don't kiss. I mean, what the hell is that about?
Don't get me wrong - I love threeways and threesomes as much as the next gay guy, and I do think that when you do it with couples, it's kinda hotter and tends to be more 'co-ordinated'. But I was in Budapest (btw, HUngarian guys are AWESOME - my new favorite - but more on that later) and for the third time in a single week I encountered a gay couple in a relationship who wouldn't kiss me. They'll kiss each other but not any other guy!
What the bloody hell is that about?
I mean, they'll fuck, suck, rim, and do every other conceivable thing (and some not so conceivable things) except kissing on the mouth. What the fuck?
And did I tell you I love kissing? No kissing = pathetic sex, for me.
So the third time it happened in Budapest, I simply said, "Well, good-luck to you guys" and stormed out.
And all you open-relationship guys - the no kissing others rule is stupid. Find some other activity that you'll only do with your special someone - like having chocolate ice-cream or something.
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