Just recently I was out filling this survey in my university, (yup, I study when I’m not fucking around) along with the rest of my university mates. Now they are the straight laced, typical 25 year old, wanking off to porn but never had intercourse with a woman type, talk big and do nothing Indian virgins, (errr, can I now say I have nothing against them?), and the ones who had started filling the survey before me started giggling. A few questions later, I realized the survey was about SEX, or rather, of sexual practices amongst the youth.
And then I sighed and promised myself I would fill it honestly, after all, reality is reality.
So after 15 minutes of frantic filling, I finally finished the survey. Questions like ‘How many partners have you had in the last 1 year had options like 1, 2,3,4,5,6, more than 6 (great, so I was hardly a category – more than 6??? Please, don’t insult my prowess). So I ticked more than 6. Next question – How many partners have you had in the last 5 years – options – 1,2,3,4,5,6, more than 6. Duh!! If the answer to previous question is more than 6, then this would be too. Anyways, after some frantic filling, I realized even the survey labelled me an outlier.
So later Hun (Let’s call her that, she’s my Fag Hag), was discussing the survey and giggled when she realized the number of partners question and how the options limited me from lifting up the average of the entire university by a digit or so.
“They would have got a distorted version of reality!” she squealed.
Hmmm… kinda made me wonder – am I not part of Reality? Am I not part of real India?
excellent! take any opportunity to skew the numbers!
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